The conservative response to North Carolina’s NAACP has sparked a counter-protest against Moral Monday!

Finally an effective response from the downtrodden conservative majority of North Carolina, which has endured hundreds of thousands of outsiders coming to North Carolina to pose as residents and complain about our glorious, 100% conservative state.

These morons and losers have clearly been bused in from neighboring states. You can tell by the way they are dressed and their demographics. These people are NOT from North Carolina. If there were this many people who were against the agenda of ALEC and the Heritage Foundation — as homegrown North Carolina organizations as there ever were — how could it be that Republicans won the last two elections? Clearly none of these people are from our state.

After the modest but sincere attendance of the Heritage Foundation’s recent “Sunny Sunlight” counter-protest (5 people, including a child) and the successful but not exactly well-attended “Thankful Tuesday” rally last year, we are proud to announce the launch of the “Moral Mondays” video starring true conservative and real North Carolinian Will Rice (of Washington DC).

Will Rice completely disintegrates the moron outsider argument when he engages brainwashed protesters in the second half of the video. And the undeniable logic of his political philosophy comes through in his exquisite vocal rendition of the dirty hippy staple, “Monday, Monday.” We think Will sings it better than Mama Cass!